I Didn't Want To Be Big Mr.

I Got Locked Into A Tradition [at Cambridge] Of Doing Comedy.

I Liked Doing Live Things, And With The Circus We Had A Live Audience.

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.

The Minister Of Transport Issued This Appeal To Motorists: Can Anyone Give Him A Lift To Leicester?