I Dish The Dirt Out And I

Owning A Tvr In The Past Was Like Owning A Bear. I Mean It Was Great, Until It Pulled Your Head Off, Which It Would.

I'm A Horse Of A Man!

I Started To Realise That Being Impolite Saves An Awful Lot Of Time And Costs You Nothing.

I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny. In Fact, I Know I'm Not.

Planet Earth Thought It Had £10. But It Turns Out We Only Had £2. Which Means Everyone Must Lose 80% Of Their Wealth