I Dish The Dirt Out And I

God May Have Created The World In Six Days, But While He Was Resting On The Seventh, Beelzebub Popped Up And Did This Place.

Some Say That He Has No Understanding Of Clouds, And That His Ear Wax Tastes Like Turkish Delight. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

I Rang Up Jay Kay, Who's Got One, And Said: 'can We Borrow Yours?' And He Said, 'yeah, If I Can Borrow Your Daughter, Because It Amounts To The Same Thing.'

Unlike Furious Thin-lipped Feminists, I Tend Not To Draw Distinctions Between Men And Women, Apart From In Bed Where You Really Do Need To Spot The Difference.

I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish For: Oh No, My Head Has Just Exploded!