... I Distrust Manifest Knowledge.

One Survey Found That Ten Percent Of Americans Thought Joan Of Arc Was Noah's Wife.

If Michaelangelo Were A Heterosexual, The Sistine Chapel Would Have Been Painted Basic White And With A Roller.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

I Think Of Birth As The Search For A Larger Apartment.

Youth Moves Out, Leaving No Forwarding Address. No Matter How You Try, You Can't Reach That Person Again Or That Place.