I Do Have A Few Little Tattoos,

I Listen To My Old Records And I Think, 'how Did I Ever Get On The Radio?'

After You Reach A Certain Age, They Think You’re Over. Well, I Will Never Be Over. I’ll Be Making Records If I Have To Sell Them Out Of The Trunk Of My Car. I’ve Done That In My Past, And I’d Do It Again.

My Boobs Are Fake, My Hair's Fake But What Is Real Is My Voice And My Heart.

People Always Ask Me How Long It Takes To Do My Hair. I Don’t Know, I’m Never There.

Adjusting To The Passage Of Time Is A Key To Success And To Life: Just Being Able To Roll With The Punches.