I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And

You Have The Establishment And Then You Have The Hippies Revolting Against The Establishment, And What You End Up Getting Are Like Accountants With Long Hair. And That's Kind Of What Happened With The Youth Movement In The '70s.

Being An Olympian Is The Ultimate Test Of One's Sporting Ability.

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.