I Do Like Change. That's The One

I Lived In A Town Called New Canaan, Which Is Just Outside Of Connecticut, Where They Are Far Too Snobby To Even Mention Celebrities. Many American Towns Are Famous For Things Like, "see The World's Largest Ball Of String!" I Think My Town's Would Probably Have To Be "most Pretentious People".

I Like Predictability Because I Know What I'm Getting Into.

I'm Really Proud Of Myself Because I've Pared My Beauty Regimen Down To A Cream Blush And Berry-tinted Lip Balm, Which Has Saved Me So Much Time.

I Don't Want To Be The Person Digging My Own Grave.

Of Course, Of Course I'm Grateful. How Can I Not Be Grateful? I Have Been Afforded Such A Wonderful Life.