I Do Love Translating; It Is The

Always Either On A Peak Of Happiness Or Drowning In Black Waters Of Despair They Loved Or They Loathed, They Lived In A World Of Superlatives

Life Itself, She Thought, As She Went Upstairs To Dress For Dinner, Was Stranger Than Dreams And Far, Far More Disordered.

The Test Of A Cook Is How She Boils An Egg. My Boiled Eggs Are Fantastic, Fabulous. Sometimes As Hard As A 100 Carat Diamond, Or Again Soft As A Feather Bed, Or Running Like A Cooling Stream, They Can Also Burst Like Fireworks From Their Shells And Take On The Look And Rubbery Texture Of A Baby Octopus. Never A Dull Egg, With Me.

Sisters Are A Shield Against Life's Cruel Adversity.

If I Had A Girl I Should Say To Her, 'marry For Love If You Can, It Won't Last, But It Is A Very Interesting Experience And Makes A Good Beginning In Life. Later On, When You Marry For Money, For Heaven's Sake Let It Be Big Money. There Are No Other Possible Reasons For Marrying At All.