I Do Not Mind Lying, But I

It Is A Wise Tune That Knows Its Own Father, And I Like My Music To Be The Legitimate Offspring Of Respectable Parents.

The Advantage Of Doing One's Praising For Oneself Is That One Can Lay It On So Thick And Exactly In The Right Places.

God And The Devil Are An Effort After Specialisation And Division Of Labour.

If People Would Dare To Speak To One Another Unreservedly, There Would Be A Good Deal Less Sorrow In The World A Hundred Years Hence.

Let Us Eat And Drink Neither Forgetting Death Unduly Nor Remembering It. The Lord Hath Mercy On Whom He Will Have Mercy, Etc., And The Less We Think About It The Better.