I Do Not Regret One Moment Of

It's The First Time I've Seen Myself Act, And I Can't Say I'm Impressed.

My Agent Tells Me I Am Drawing The Largest Salary Ever Paid In The Halls Of England. Wonderful, Isn't It? For A Quiet, Rural Gardener Like Myself.

A Complete Transformation Seemed To Have Place In My Life Overnight. It Was Quite Staggering, And Thenceforward Visitors And Invitations Continued To Pour In Daily Until They Became A Source Of Grievance To Our Landlady, Who Was Obliged To Engage An Extra Servant To Respond To The Battering Of Powdered Footmen On Her Humble And Somewhat Flimsy Door.

On One Night Of My Debut The Prince Of Wales, The Princess, And The Duchess Of London Came To See Me. They Loved Me For What I Was And What I Gave Them.

I Felt Weary Of The Responsibility Of Owning Houses And Was Glad Enough To Pass Mine On To Others.