I Do Not Wear My Emotions On

The Gulf War Is Responsible For The Huge And Horrifying Rise In Islamic Terrorism.

If Bush Wins, I'm Going To Leave The Country And Spend The Rest Of My Life In France.

I Am Not Very Introspective.

America Held Hostage Won 24 Emmys For Abc News, But Someone Forgot To Include My Name On The List Of People Responsible For The Show.

I May Be Plucky, But I Am Not Stupid.