I Do Sarcasm Really Poorly.

I'm A Really Rotten Liar. Generally, If I've Tried To Pull Off A Lie, It Hasn't Worked Out To My Advantage.

Well, I Lost My Virginity In A Car. But It Wasn't A Very Nice One.

My Dreams And Aspirations When I Was A Child For As Long As I Can Remember Was To Be An Entertainer.

I'd Love To Be A Man For A Day, Just To See What It's Like.

I've Been Trained In Dancing And I Used To Be Quite Good, Though I Am A Bit Rusty Right Now. But I Could Probably Brush Up In A Couple Of Months. The Funny Thing Is That I Actually Took Classes From Savion Glover, Who Worked In Happy Feet, When I Was A Kid. Isn't That Wild? I Was Part Of A Selected Group That Was Brought Into New York From New Jersey (which Is Where I'm From) To Study, Every Saturday: Ballet, Jazz And Tap. It Was A Musical Comedy Group.