I Do Situations And Make Fun Of

When You Stand Alone And Sell Yourself, You Can't Please Everyone. But When You're Different, You Can Last.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

I Would Describe Myself As A Guy That's Very Normal But Has The Tendency To Rib People, But Never In A Mean-spirited Way.

I Don't Get Into Politics. I Know [donald] Trump, But I Don't Follow That. That's Just An Aside For Him When He Has Nothing Else To Say. He Never Involved Me In Any Of That Stuff.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.