I Do Some Of My Best Stand-up

I Love Being Photographed, Or I Should Say I Love The Art Of Photography. It's About People Taking Photographs Of You, Stealing Them, And Then Presuming Or Assuming Or Captioning. Words Can Never Be Taken Back, Photographs Can Never Be Taken Back, Nothing Can Ever Be Taken Back.

Nothing Cheers A Girl Up Like Shopping!

I Am Rich And Famous. I Have A Talented And Gorgeous Husband And Two Beautiful Children. I Could Go On.

I Have Great Respect For Sean Penn. It's Like Most Relationships That Fail. It's Not One Thing, It's Many Thing That Go On Over A Period Of Time.

The Definition Of S & M Is Letting Someone Hurt You That You Know Would Never Hurt You.