I Do Think I Am Funny, Or

I'm A Deep Thinker When It Comes To Shallow No Brainers.

When You're Not In Love, When You Don't Have Love, Everybody You Know Falls In Love.

Text A Guy You Like Right Now, "i'm Thinking About You." If He Says, "mmm Are You In Bed?" Never Speak To Him Again He's A Lifelong Moron.

Sometimes, When A Person Gains A Lot Of Success At A Very Young Age, They Become Targets, And It's Really Easy To Follow The Crowds And Not Make Independent Decisions Based On Truly How You Feel.

I'm Quitting The Business Today. I'm Going To Open Up An Appliance Store, I've Always Really Been Into Toasters. I'm Giving It All Up.