I Do Think My Old Fella Wasn't

College Football Today Is One Of The Last Great Strongholds Of Genuine Old-fashioned American Hypocrisy.

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

The Fate Of The African Continent Does Not F-ing Depend On A Load Of F-ing Musicians In Hyde Park Singing F-ing S-t Songs To Kids.

Slade Was Never Pretentious. It Was Just Music To Them. Pop, Rock, Soul....it Was All The Same To Slade. They Wrote Great Songs. And, Besides, I'd Like To Raid Their Wardrobe.

I Do Think My Old Fella Wasn't Much Of A... I Don't Remember Him Ever Being A 'dad' Dad. He Was Too Busy Working. It Was A Hard Life, Man.