I Do This Real Moron Thing, And

When Someone Is Impatient And Says, 'i Haven't Got All Day,' I Always Wonder, How Can That Be? How Can You Not Have All Day?

As A Matter Of Principle, I Never Attend The First Annual Anything.

We Spend The Early Years Feeding Our Brains With Information And The Latter Half Trying Not To Think About It All.

You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.

Shopping And Buying And Getting And Having Comprise The Great American Addiction. No One Is Immune. When The Underclass Riots In This Country They Don't Kill Policemen And Politicians, They Steal Merchandise. How Embarrassing.