I Do What I Do Because I

If Golf Wasn't Enjoyable And There Wasn't A Lot Of Humor And Enjoyment, Even Though The Game Is So Frustrating, You Would Wonder Why You Put Yourself Through It.

It Seems To Be A Common Denominator With A Lot Of Comics, This Low Self-esteem Thing.

I Can't Complain About My Career, That's For Sure.

I Came From An Italian House. The Refrigerator Was Always Full. I Never Knew You Had To Buy Food. I Thought There Were Food Fairies That Came At Night.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.