I Don't Always Trust My Own Instincts.

I'm Really Happy With My Life Now, But There's A Lot Of Stuff I Feel Very Sad About In Ways I Can't Even Control.

Lana Del Rey Seems To Be Bothering Everybody Because She Allegedly Remade Herself From A Folk Singing, Girl-next-door Type Into An Electro-urban Kitty Cat On The Prowl (of Course I Like Her), And They Feel She Is Inauthentic.

Wearing A Veneer Of Perfection Never Did Me Any Good.

Love Is Nothing, Nothing, Nothing Like They Say.

Madonna Is The Speedboat, And The Rest Of Us Are Just The Go-gos On Water Skis.