I Don't Believe In Bad People. I

I Just May Laugh At Different Things Than Most People. I Laugh At Mistakes. I Laugh At How You Recover From Mistakes. I See When People Go Off Their Material And It's Actually Happening In Front Of You And That Kind Of Stuff Excites Me.

I Wrote Myself A Check For Ten Million Dollars For Acting Services Rendered And Dated It Thanksgiving 1995. I Put It In My Wallet And It Deteriorated. And Then, Just Before Thanksgiving 1995, I Found Out I Was Going To Make Ten Million Dollars For Dumb & Dumber. I Put That Check In The Casket With My Father Because It Was Our Dream Together.

I Can Be Your Best Friend Or Your Worst Enemy. You Seem To Prefer The Latter.

Don't Worry If You Miss Your Cue, Because There's Always Doors Opening. They Keep Opening.

If You Give Up On Your Dreams, What's Left?