I Don't Believe In Dressing Up Reality.

The Rich Son Waits For His Father To Die, The Poor Just Drink And Cry.

I Like Mindless Disco... They Say The Lyrics Are Stupid And Repetitious. So What's Wrong With That? So Is Lying In The Sun. Not Everything Has To Be Serious.

Underachievers Of The World Unite, You Have Nothing To Lose Except Your Fright.

Life Is Like Sanskrit Read To A Pony.

I Wanted To Be An Actor. That Was My Real Goal. But I Wasn't Any Good At It, So I Wrote My Own Material And Acted Through That. That's My Idea Of Fun. I Get To Be All These Things In The Songs.