I Don't Believe In God. Just Try

I Took A Test In Existentialism. I Left All The Answers Blank And Got 100.

A "bay Area Bisexual" Told Me I Didn't Quite Coincide With Either Of Her Desires.

The Most Important Words In The English Language Are Not 'i Love You' But 'it's Benign.'

This Sounds So Bleak When I Say It, But We Need Some Delusions To Keep Us Going. And The People Who Successfully Delude Themselves Seem Happier Than The People Who Can't.

My Parents Were Very Old World. They Come From Brooklyn, Which Is The Heart Of The Old World. Their Values In Life Are God And Carpeting.