I Don't Blame The Players Today For

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

You Can See A Lot Just By Observing.

If There's One Pitch You Keep Swinging At And Keep Missing, Stop Swinging At It.

You Don't Need Little League. You Don't Even Need Nine Kids. Four Is Plenty-a Pitcher, A Batter, And A Couple Of Shaggers. You Can Play Ball All Day Long. My Kids Used To Try To Get Me Out There, But I'd Just Say, "go Play With Your Brothers." If Kids Want To Do Something, They'll Do It. They Don't Need Adults To Do It For Them.

Nothing Is Like It Seems, But Everything Is Exactly Like It Is.