I Don't Care How Old Your Children

Nick O'leary Is A Tough Kid. He Doesn't Use Gloves. It's Freezing Outside And He's Obviously Wearing Short Sleeves Like All The Other Guys That Let Their "guns" Stick Out.

Any Golfer Worth His Salt Has To Cross The Sea And Try To Win The British Open.

Golf Is A Better Game Played Downhill.

I Had Polio When I Was 13. I Started Feeling Stiff, My Joints Ached, And Over A Two-week Period I Lost My Coordination And 20 Pounds.

Golfers Have A Tendency To Be Very Masochistic. They Like To Punish Themselves For Some Reason. A Lot Of Them Like Tough Courses.