I Don't Care If My Jokes Are

I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect And Oblique Power.

And For You Kids Watching At Home, Remember, The Less Homework You Do And The Closer You Sit To The Tv, The More Points You Get.

Funniest Thing Happened Though, You Wouldn't Believe It, Ha, The Mannequins Came To Life. I Went Insane.

I Am Happy That I Ran The Half-marathon, But To Me, Just Running And Saying That I Finished A Race Isn't Enough For Me. I Want To Run The Race As Best As I Can. Working Out For Pants Size Isn't Enough. I Need A Goal Or A Race To Get Back On The Treadmill Every Day.

Reality Shows Always Look For The Worst People.