I Don't Care What The Haters And

I'm So Glad I'm Not A Dentist. How Many Times Does Someone Say, 'oh, Doc, It Felt So Good When You Were Drilling My Teeth'? Never. But When You Give Someone A Wonderful Cookie, You Put A Little Of Yourself In, And You See Someone's Face Light Up - That's Immediate Approval.

Well What I Would Really Like Is A Bunch Of Little N***ers To Wear Long-sleeve White Shirts, Black Shorts And Black Bow Ties. You Know, In The Shirley Temple Days, They Used To Tap Dance Around. Now, That Would Be A True Southern Wedding Wouldn't It? But We Can't Do That Because The Media Would Be On Me About That.

You Know, Nobody Can Ever Cook As Good As Your Mama.

Talking About Money Is Garish. It's Tacky.

I'm Making Little Changes In My Life To Take Care Of Myself, Like Putting In A Mile Or Two On My Treadmill Every Day.