I Don't Conquer, I Submit.

We Avenge Intellect When We Dupe A Fool, And It Is A Victory Not To Be Despised For A Fool Is Covered With Steel And It Is Often Very Hard To Find His Vulnerable Part.

Praise The Beautiful For Their Intelligence And The Intelligent For Their Beauty.

I Have Always Had Such Sincere Love For Truth, That I Have Often Begun By Telling Stories For The Purpose Of Getting Truth To Enter The Heads Of Those Who Could Not Appreciate Its Charms.

Heart And Head Are The Constituent Parts Of Character; Temperament Has Almost Nothing To Do With It, And, Therefore, Character Is Dependent Upon Education, And Is Susceptible Of Being Corrected And Improved.

I Am Writing My Life To Laugh At Myself, And I Am Succeeding.