I Don't Do Anything To Try To

I Had A Friend Who, After 25 Years Of Marriage, Found Himself Trying To Date Again, And It Was Completely Different. Everything Had Changed, And He Had To Reacquaint Himself. It Was Funny Even Talking To Him About It. For Someone Who Has Been Out Of The Loop, It’s A Different World.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Funny - I Don't Fill Up A Room With My Humor... I Would Fail Miserably As A Stand-up Comedian.

In An Enclosed Space, A Camel's Breath Can Change The Atmosphere Of The Room. Not Only Just The Smell, They Literally Seem To Change The Atmospheric Pressure. It's So Disgusting. It's Like They Have Eight Stomachs Each More Rancid Then The Next And It Just Comes Out Of Their Mouth.

I Remember My Wife Wanted Me To Go See 'contagion,' And I Was Like, 'oh My God, Why Would I Want To See That Movie?' I Mean, I'll Just Have Nightmares And It Will Freak Me Out. It Turned Out That I Really Enjoyed It; I Thought It Was Very Well Done.

I'm Very Fast. I'm Like Forest Gump, Except ... I Am Not An Idiot!