I Don't Do It Often, But I

You Cannot Have One Bathroom. And It Don't Matter How Much You Love Your Wife And Everything, 'cause You Wind Up With No Room At All. You Just Get A Little Corner And You've Got A Toothbrush And Your Paste And A Shaving Brush And A Razor. And You Can Never Get In There. So You Must Have Two Bathrooms. You Really Must. I Think It's Essential.

My Mother Had Heard All About Miniskirts But Had Never Seen One So I Took Her For Lunch At Alvaro's [in Chelsea]. We Walked Down The King's Road And Waited 10 Seconds For Our First Miniskirt And A Girl Came Along With Her Skirt Tucked Round Her Arse. I Said: 'what Do You Think, Ma?' And She Said: 'if It's Not For Sale, You Shouldn't Put It In The Window!'

I Wear A Baseball Cap All The Time, Which I Would Never Normally Wear, And I Walk Very Fast.

If I See Any Injustice Done, I Have A Big Enough Mouth And The Position To Open Up About It.

I Think I Have The Secret Of A Successful L.a. Restaurant, Especially Now That So Many Europeans Live There. You Have To Have A Place Where They Can See Out The Windows, See The World Passing By. Europeans Fancy That.