I Don't Do My Job To Catch

Nothing In Life Is Fair. Fair Is A Dirty Word And I'll Thank You Not To Use That Language Around Me.

What To Wear? I Could Think Of No Guidelines On What We Were Wearing This Season To A Party Forced On You To Celebrate An Unwanted Engagement That Might Turn Into A Violent Confrontation With A Vengeful Maniac. Clearly Brown Shoes Were Out, But Beyond That Nothing Really Seemed De Rigueur.

Rectory Always Sounded To Me Like A Place Where You Would Find A Proctologist.

Could This Be The Apocalypse ?

For My Part, My Interest In Paris Had Faded Away Completely Long Ago When I Learned That It Was In France.