I Don't Feel Comfortable Voting For Donald

By The Way, I'm Not Just One Man With A Chalkboard. I'm One Man With Four Chalkboards.

Man, Sometimes God Really Sucks.

A Classic Liberal Is More Like A Libertarian. I'm Sorry. Classic Liberal, Actually, From The 1800s Has A Totally Different Meaning Than A Liberal Who Is [modern] Classic.

I Believe That Thomas Jefferson Said: 'if It Neither Breaks My Leg Nor Picks My Pocket, What Difference Is It To Me?'

The Most Used Phrase In My Administration If I Were To Be President Would Be 'what The Hell You Mean We're Out Of Missiles?'