I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like

Its Fun For Me To Go On Other Folks Talk Shows. When Youve Endured The Ups And Downs And Tensions And Pitfalls Of Hosting, Being A Guest Is A Piece Of Angel Food.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

There Were Several Things A Yale Freshman Was Supposed To Be Able To Do. You Had To Demonstrate In The Olympic-size Yale Pool That You Could Swim 50 Yards Or Be Inducted Into Swimming Class.

The Brain Process That Results In A Joke Materializing Where No Joke Was Before Remains A Mystery. I'm Not Aware Of Any Scholarly, Scientific Or Neurological Studies On The Subject.

Why Are Sex And Violence Always Linked? I'm Afraid They'll Blur Together In People's Minds - Sexandviolence - Until We Can't Tell Them Apart. I Expect To Hear A Newscaster Say, "the Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex."