I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like

I Think We Live In An Age Of Increasing Mediocrity.

I Know What It Feels Like To Be A Gun Lover.

I Did Standup While Still Working For Johnny Carson In The Mid-'60s, Thus Gaining The Advantage Of At Least Getting Laughs From Him About How I Hadn't The Night Before.

A Grown Man, Weeping, Is A Tough Thing To See.

The Information Superhighway? That Sounds Like A Place That's Long And Boring And Kills 50,000 People A Year.