I Don't Get All The Women That

The Breakfast Of Champions Isn't Cereal, It's The Competition!

Maybe I'm Like Acts Of Congress Or Your Favorite Chinese Restaurant - You Don't Really Want To Know What's Going On Behind The Door. I'm A Real Study In Contrast, I Expect, Looking From Without. But It Adds Up To What You Get On Stage.

I Always Wanted To Be An Outrage To Public Decency And A Threat To Women. And This Is One Of The Few Occupations Where You're Not Only Allowed That, But You're Encouraged.

I Grew Up On Radio, Not Tv.

I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault And I Have No Faults.