I Don't Get Mad, I Get Even.

Want To Play Some Battleship?” I Wasn’t Leaving Him Alone With That Thing In There. Chad Armed Himself With A Notebook, And We Went To War. Historically, War Has Often Been Used As A Distraction For Problems At Home.

I Hope This Means You'll Quit Asking Me To Kill You. It Gives Me Indigestion.

My Father Always Said That Too Many Words Cheapened The Value Of A Man's Speech.

A Man Says A Lot Of Things In Summer He Doesn't Mean In Winter.

I Was In The Middle Of A Dream About Garbage Cans And Frogs - Don't Ask, And I Won't Tell.