I Don't Give A Bleep If Gays

A Little Blue-eyed Blonde In A Red Hot Sweater, Wants To Spice My Chili, I Think I'll Let Her.

Grandpappy Told My Pappy, Back In My Day Son, A Man Had To Answer For The Wicked He Done. Take All The Rope In Texas, Find A Tall Oak Tree, Round Up All The Bad Boys, And Hang Them In The Streets For All The People To See.

I Sobered Up And I Got To Thinking, Girl, You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinking.

This Big Dog Will Fight When You Rattle His Cage And You'll Be Sorry That You Messed With The U.s. Of A. 'cause We'll Put A Boot In Your Ass It's The American Way.

Somebody Said They Seen Her Heading Out Of Town, Now She Ran Away With A Rodeo Clown.