I Don't Give A Bleep If Gays

There's Something I'm Afraid To Say To You Too Early, But I'd Be A Fool To Wait Too Late.

I Sobered Up And I Got To Thinking, Girl, You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinking.

Raise Up Your Glasses Against Evil Forces; Whiskey For My Men, Beer For My Horses.

I'd Had My Whole Life To Write My First Album. I Had My No. 1 And My Third Single Out, And They Go, 'hey, Guess What? We Need To Start Recording The Next One.' I'm Like, 'uh Oh, I Got To Write Another Album. Well, How Am I Gonna Write 'should've Been A Cowboy' And 'ain't Worth Missing' And All That Again?' It Took Me Forever To Write The First One.

I'd Catch Moonlight In A Bottle, If We Could Drink A Toast To Happiness.