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I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

-Groucho Marx

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I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You

Groucho Marx

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

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