I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.