I Don't Have A Spiritual Bone In

Presley Sounded Like Jayne Mansfield Looked - Blowsy And Loud And Low.

Amsterdam Has More Than 150 Canals And 1,250 Bridges, But It Never Seems Crowded, Nor Bent And Bitter From Fleecing The Tourist.

May I Just Single Out For Salutations, On The "anti-war" Side: Pop Stars For Appeasement, Dancers Against Democracy, Actors For Apathy, Fashionistas For Fascism And Jugglers For Genocide. All Of Them United Under That Flaccid Flag Of Convenience, Show-offs For Saddam.

Now The Whole Dizzying And Delirious Range Of Sexual Possibilities Has Been Boiled Down To That One Big, Boring, Bulimic Word. Relationship.

Only Those Who Haven't Got The Wit To Speak For Themselves Would Ever Want Their Clothes To Do It For Them.