I Don't Have Any Ambition.

I Tried To Make The Punchline As Close To The Setup As I Could. And I Thought That Was The Perfect Thing. If I Could Make The Setup And The Punchline Identical To Each Other, I Would Create A Different Kind Of Joke.

My Dad Died, And My Grandfather Died, And My Great-grandfather Died. And The Guy Before Him, I Don't Know. Probably Died.

Many Frequently Change Their Principles, But Seldom Their Practices.

Scientists Believe They May Have Discovered A Primitive Form Of Life On Jupiter's Moon Europa. That Primitive Form Of Life? You Guessed It, Frank Stallone.

A Suspicious Person Is The Rival Of Him That Deceives, Both Seem To Practice A Knowledge Of Cunning Device, And Equable Sense Of Disengenuous Merit.