I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or

I Spoke To My Dad, And He Said It Took Close To 90 Dollars To Raise Me. But That Was Me And My Sister, And My Sister Moved Out When She Was 16, So Sometimes It Can Knock You Up To Triple Digits To Raise A Kid.

There's No Bigger Atheist Than Me. Well, I Take That Back. I'm A Cancer Screening Away From Going Agnostic And A Biopsy Away From Full-fledged Christian.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.

Lets Not Focus On Saving A Nickel... Lets Focus On Making A Buck.