I Don't Have Any Sort Of Calculus

I've Gotten Away With A Lot In My Life. The Older You Get The More You Realize You're Not Getting Away With It, It's Taking Its Toll Somewhere. So You Try Not To Put Yourself In Those Situations. Part Of The Mysterious Process Called Growing Up. Some People Do That Better Than Others

It Couldn't Be A Simpler Answer. Marriage Doesn't Really Mean Anything To Me. I Feel Like In Many Ways Marriage Is More For The Families Of The Couple Than For The People Involved, So I Don't Gravitate To It.

People Go Through Different Stages Of Their Lives At Different Times. If You're Out Of Sync With Your Friend Group, That Gets Exploded Once Everyone Starts Having Kids Because They Just Have To Deal With Different Stuff That You Don't Really Relate To.

I Came In The Dawson's Creek Era; It Was All About Tiny Guys Who Looked Like Teenagers, And I Haven't Looked Like A Teenager Ever. So I Was, Like, Auditioning To Be Their Dads. At 25.

Whether It's Paris Hilton Or Kim Kardashian Or Whoever, Stupidity Is Certainly Celebrated.