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I Don't Really Find A Problem With Technology Or Television, Or Anything. I'm A Product Of It. I Grew Up Watching Tv, And I Don't Think I'm Too Dumb Or Too Crazy.

I Became An Adult Before I Had A Kid, Which I Highly Recommend. I Just Like To Throw Her Around. She's A Really Good Snuggler, And She Likes To Give Kisses And Hugs.

I Have To Warn You: I Bet Horses Like A Girl.

I Never Looked At Fan Mail, For Some Reason. My Mother And Grandmother Handled My Mail - Although It's Not Like I Was Ever In The Stratosphere Of Kirk Cameron Or Scott Baio.

People Have Often Asked If I'm Gay Because I Don't Go Out Of My Way To Spit And Scratch And Give People Attitude.