I Don't Have Time To Read Nonfiction.

He Bats Like A Lightning Rod.

Syzygy, Inexorable, Pancreatic, Phantasmagoria - Anyone Who Can Use Those Four Words In One Sentence Will Never Have To Do Manual Labor.

[i] Played A Little Softball, But There Was Nowhere On The Field It Was Safe For Me To Be.

Have Never Been A Minor League Fan.

Growing Up Is A Ritual, More Deadly Than Religion, More Complicated Than Baseball, For There Seem To Be No Rules. Everything Is Experienced For The First Time.