I Don't Have Tivo, But I Watch

I Love Going Out For Any Audition. I'm Very Professional, I Study My Stuff, I Work On It, And Even If I'm Not Right For The Job, So What? I Know I Did My Best.

I Used To Wear Sweats And A T-shirt To Auditions, But My Agent Would Yell At Me And Tell Me I Had To Look Nice And Presentable. So I Had To Drop That Habit.

I'm Really Great With Weapons: I Did A Lot Of Bo And Staff Training For 'immortals.' I Love Knives. I'm A Pretty Good Shot. But I Love Hand-to-hand Combat.

You Can't Just Build A Huge Chest And Arms. You Need To Work Out Your Body Evenly. Otherwise, A, You'll Look Weird, And B, It's Not The Best For Your Body.

I Always Wondered, You Know I Watch "cops" All The Time - Why Doesn't A Drug Dealer Design A Trap Door Under Their Car? 'cause Cops Don't Have Cameras Under The Cars, They Get You For Throwing Stuff Out The Window! If You Got A Trap Door Under Your Car, Boom! You Would Run Over It. It Would Be Genius.