I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time

I Wanna Make A Jigsaw Puzzle That's 40,000 Pieces. And When You Finish It, It Says 'go Outside.'

I Like Parties, But I Don't Like Piñatas Because The Pinata Promotes Violence Against Flamboyant Animals. Hey, There's A Donkey With Some Pizzazz. Let's Kick Its Ass.

If I Ever Saw An Amputee Getting Hanged, I'd Probably Just Start Calling Out Letters.

Have A Great Day. Note: Does Not Apply To My Enemies.

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.