I Don't Know, But I've Been Told,

I Liked Jim Morrison A Lot As A Person. He Was This Very Poetic Character, And Death Was Always On His Mind. And It Showed Up In His Songs - I Mean, Almost Every Song He Wrote Had Something To Do With Dying. He Was An American Treasure That Went Way Too Soon.

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

There Was A Period Of Time When I Thought I Had To Be Alice Cooper All The Time.

There's A Little Spinal Tap In All Of Us.

I Ain't No Veggie, Like My Flesh To The Bone, Alive And Licking On Your Ice Cream Cone.