I Don't Know If I Have Sexual

I Was At A Bar Nursing A Beer. My Nipple Was Getting Quite Soggy.

If An Asteroid Is Coming Toward You, You Don't Have To Blow It Up. You Just Have To Slow It Down Long Enough For Our Country To Rotate Out Of The Way.

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.