I Don't Know What Drives Me To

Hanukkah Is...the Festival Of Lights, Instead Of One Day Of Presents, We Get Eight Crazy Nights

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

I Say Things, Like Every Other Parent, That Reminds You Of Your Own Parents. One Thing I Do Know About Being A Parent, You Understand Why Your Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

My Buddies, We've Always Just Tried To Make Each Other Laugh. I Mean, Just Like All Friends Hanging Out - That's The Goal.

I'm Not Making Every Decision Due To My Children. But I Do Hope They Never See Some Movies I'm Doing. But I Do Want To Do More Family-friendly Movies.