I Don't Know What Happens To You

Minnesotans Lost Their Jobs Because The Credit Rating Agencies Didn't Do The Only Job They're Supposed To Have, The Only Job They Had, Which Is To Give Accurate, Objective Ratings To Financial Products.

I Once Asked The Most Fabulous Couple I Know, Madonna And Guy Ritchie, How They Kept Things Fresh Despite Having Been Married For Almost Seven Months. 'it's A Job, Al,' Guy Told Me. 'we Work At It Every Day.'

I Think The Internet Has Developed At This Incredibly Rapid Pace Because Of Net Neutrality, Because Of The Free Nature Of It, Because A Youtube Can Start The Way Youtube Started.

Well, I Think That There's A Value To Comedy In And Of Itself.

There Is - I Mean - I Found Early In Life That Righteous Indignation Is A Little Off-putting, And So I Try To Couch It With Humor.