I Don't Know What It's Going To

I Read The 'new York Times', I Read 'the Nation', I Read 'newsweek', I Read 'time Magazine', I Read 'politico', I Read 'mediaite'. This Is What I Do! I Read Every Day, I Have Interests, I'm Like Everybody Out There Who's Watching, Who's Out There Watching, You Know?

Comedians Usually Are Rooting For The Underdog. I Mean To Take A Shot At An Underdog I Think Is Really Stupid And Low And Not Funny.

I Interviewed Ann Coulter When I Was Sitting In For Larry King A Couple Of Times, And We Have A Rapport. I Like To Talk To Her.

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

I Think It’s Interesting To Me To Talk To People Who Don’t Agree With Me All The Time.