I Don't Know What It's Going To

I Want To Do An Intelligent Talk Show Where You Have Room To Breathe...

I Feel Bad For Young People. The 20s Are A Nightmare Also. The 20s Are Hard To Do.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

I Don't Know What It's Going To Take For People To Really Wake Up And Understand That They [the Bush Administration] Are Liars And They Are Murderers.

Have Four Things Going. I Have Stand-up Comedy, Two Television Shows And I'm Working On A Play. I Like To Work, And I Fear That Something Could Fall Through. You Know What They Say: 'the Show Must Go Off.