I Don't Know What People Have Against

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.