I Don't Know Why I Do What

There's A Side That I Want To Do Just Like Really Retarded Arty Films … Like Parody, Pretentious Art Films That Kind Of Are Supposed To Have Some Deep Meaning.

As Young As I Look, I Think It Will Still Be Funny If I Played A Person Who's Kind Of Tortured And Hates His Life. Kind Of Like A Larry David-type Thing.

I'm Going To Write A Whole Pilot And See If Anyone's Interested, And If Not Then I'll Just Live Out The Tortured Life Instead Of Showing It On Tv.

I'm On The Internet A Lot More Than I Watch Tv And Most Everybody I Know Is, And Yet If You Watch Most Late-night Talk Shows, It's As If It Doesn't Even Exist.

I'd Think Of A Topic And Just Rant On It And Transfer It To The Computer, Upload It. It's Such A Quick Thing. You Post It On Your Website And After An Hour, 10 People Write Comments.